An elderly woman...

An elderly woman entered a large furniture 

store and was greeted by a much younger salesman.  "Is there something in particular I can 

show you?" he asked.

"Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa."

"You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested.

"Sectional schmectional." she bitterly retorted.  

"All I want is an occasional piece in the 

living room!"

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